I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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