Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
so much tequila, so little girl.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.