Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(386): View more from Florida

Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved

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(512): View more from Texas

did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes

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(802): View more from Vermont

you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wish his dick was as long as his hair.

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(630): View more from Illinois

the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.

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(425): View more from Washington

No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags

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