I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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