Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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