I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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