Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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