It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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