its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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