I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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