Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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