highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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