How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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