She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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