I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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