Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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