Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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