i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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