new low.... made out with someone while peeing
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.