ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now