I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in