She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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