I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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