Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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