she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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