will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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