Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
