Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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