I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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