I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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