wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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