I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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