stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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