I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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