I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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