I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Send help, water and tortillas.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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