Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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