Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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