Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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