i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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