Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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