I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
