its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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