I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Reggie can tackle my bush.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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