I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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