If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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