Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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