People with herpes should wear stickers.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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