this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
A+ Viking dick
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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