Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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