my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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