All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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