Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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