PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize