Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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