belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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