did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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