just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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