My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize