Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
